jikage:

I legitly heard that in the theater today at this scene:

The theater erupted into collective chuckles. It was somewhere in the back, I don’t know, I was in the way front LOL. I don’t know who you are, but you deserve an award.

darklynoon:

doriandawes:

I have a fetish for boots, black ones particularly. I like to wear them and nothing else. They speak of power, of control.

You broke my brain.

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

bulletinaweave:

amorphousblob:

karnythia:

justfineonthetop:

terrastar12:

strive-for-equality:

mattypi-mcfrostingeater:

thisawfullybigadventure:

“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.

NEED.

O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling. 

HOLY FUCK

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING

THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA

I need this. For reasons.

This looks like both grapes and some sort of weird bug.

I am sure there’s a way for this to be uncomfortable. And I am equal to that challenge.

that comment about the Kama Sutra though

krismoth:

kupoedcat12:

from jizzybro’s god tier trickster designs

Eris the Goddess of Discord